Traditional funds hold stocks. Crypto funds hold tokens.
Larp Index Fund
The world’s first fictional benchmark for crypto’s most traded asset class: pure, unadulterated vaporware.
The Central Thesis
I hold a carefully balanced, institutional portfolio of unbuilt infrastructure
Underlying Alternative Realities
I give institutional polish to the art of the LARP. My fictional investment committee meets weekly to rebalance our top holdings.
- TickerLARPX, the unofficial benchmark for unlisted realities.
- Reality Weight31% Unannounced Partnerships; 24% Tokenized Something; 15% Real World Assets We Do Not Own.
- MandateProfessional presentation of things that never happened.
- CustodyOff‑ledger, archived in a climate‑controlled group chat.
- BenchmarkPowerPoint Composite, revised after every confident retelling.
- RebalanceWeekly, or whenever the official story becomes inconveniently expensive.
Past performance remains entirely unavailable for independent confirmation.